Peter quickly scans the room for tissues to bring Steve, but the only thing he sees thats remotely close to tissues is a roll of toilet paper in the cabinet. The rules are easy. Everything ok? If theres any irritant particles still trapped in there, youre going to have a repeat performance of this., Cap sits up and nods. Fanfiction Duly Noted - Avengers Duly Noted - Avengers By sapphiremint, May 14, 2015 in Fanfiction sapphiremint Members 320 Gender:Female Pronoun (s):she/her Posted May 14, 2015 Title: Duly Noted Fandom: MCU/Avengers Characters: All of the Avengers really, no dialogue from Thor though. This calls for a celebration. It would only be Happy for now. Laundry detergent He takes a break to turn his head and sneeze into his fist. Good luck getting more than five, Cap., Tony adjusts Steves blindfold. I, um, I have to get back to the office. He looks down at the message. In which Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase find a box of letters from Luke Castella i have only ever been good at one thing The boy joked as their weapons were trained on his figure. Steve looks back and he looks terrible. Please consider turning it on! Clint creates the words. On Your Six Chapter 1: Steve: Sick, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction 2012 It started with a sneeze "Did you just sneeze? Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. Go and take some meds, have a shower and lie down until youre feeling-. Winter Soldier Avengers | Reader | Romance Science Fiction Soulmate Au X Reader Bucky Barnes James Buchanan Barnes. I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. No one really knows if he just slipped reaching for the soap or if he fell because he carries himself around with the energy of an old man. I have homework that I havent finished, but I have until the end of the day to give it to Dr. Banner., Bruce puts his feet up on a stool. Natasha is sitting next to Steve, flanked on his right side and Clint sitting on his left. You forgot, didnt you? Peter looked embarrassed away. Cheese. "Peter, calm down," Tony pleaded, stretching out his arm as he slowly inched his way toward his petrified kid. This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. 129 pages Completed May 14, 2019 sofreakinmanyfandoms. Ill throw some tofu burgers on the grill for you if you want any Banner., Bruce puts on his lab coat and cleans off his glasses with a tissue. Why does it smell like garlic and lavender in here?, Peter shrugs. # 1. Do you want me to get Dr. Hulk guy?. I think hell be fine. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. Thor doesnt lower Mjlnir but he frowns, confused and concerned. He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. Ill make sure it never hurts you again., Peter stammers. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. Youre good.. Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. Steve already won the titles of super taster and super listener. Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. Im not bored, Im procrastinating. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. Ive been gone long enough for Bruce to start to worry., Peter laughs. Nat narrows her eyes and growls something in Russian. Hits: 5628 The reality of being close to you by MoonShine97 Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Not Rated Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Work in Progress 22 Feb 2023 I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, hes sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow then wipes his nose on his sleeve. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. I have to fix Nats blow dryer and Im not really looking forward to starting that project. Peter comes down with the flu, but a certain superhero makes sure he doesn't have to deal with it on his own. And Im real sorry about your ears. Tony ends up dealing with a lot more than he bargained for when he invites Peter to join him for a simple holiday dinner. I've been wanting to write a story with Clint using sign language since last year and I finally was able to add it in. He could literally feel all six pair of eyes on him and he squirmed under their gazes. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 Does he get any sympathy? The answer we are looking for ladies and gentlemen, is broccoli. Even Bruce is smirking at the retelling of the Naked Hulk Smash Incident. Sicktember day 9. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? Peter manages to pull out the ear buds and cups his hands over his ears to dampen the sound. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, he's sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow . Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. Thats too much information, Pete.. Sneezy Steve is kind of adorable. The two only use sign language when Clint wants to throw in an insult or a private joke between him and Peter. The world was most certainly not in his books. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. Were out of ideas. Todays activity is a smelling contest. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. Still, the God of Mischief would do nothing. He cant stop sneezing., Steve shakes his head. Do you want me to destroy that stethoscope, Peter? They could not believe that they were stalking a teenager! They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. If you listened to your Aunt May and ate your green vegetables at dinner, you would have gotten that one., Peter hands over the blindfold. Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. 40.5K 1K 32. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. "Who are you and how'd you get in here?" Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. But doe Percy Jackson just came back from war. 76 guests Fluff and Smut Two young human lovers in a desert land go adventuring up into the mountains. Superhero-ing cant stop for the common cold. Doesnt anyone have a Kleenex?, Steve of course produces a handkerchief from a pocket on his belt. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. He sits on the chair to be eye level with Steve. Peter clears his throat. Everybody out. At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. Yes? He clears his throat and sniffs, earning a filthy look from Clint. Steve has his eyes closed and his head is cradled in Natashas arms. No one else. 96 guests Imaginebooks. Yea just dont feel like talking Peter muttered, and Happy hummed. It's between Peter and Captain America. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. 1.2K Stories. Taking an antihistamine will probably help.. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. . Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. What had changed in the span of twenty-four hours? Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. An immune response to certain proteins in the allergen, triggering-. While living in Tartarus with his mother he stumbles upon Luke, retrieving the sarcophagus of Kronos. But birthday or not, Im still firing up the grill. He addresses the rest of the room, and sees Bruce walking back into the office. Sniffing like that is revolting. Taking a deep breath in, Peter opened the car door, and greeted Happy quietly. Frantic. Yes, they won, but at what cost? Peter goes to take off the ear buds of the stethoscope, but a quick sneeze forces its way out of Steve and the magnified sound that travels through Peters ears is excruciating. He sits down and puts his feet up on the bed. He needed to take it off to act like it would be a peaceful hand-over. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Hawkeyes right. I am literally just doing this because I think that hardly anyone is doing a good job at this. I'm not in control!" Peter and I have work to do.. Dangerous," Peter cried. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). It means pollen makes him sneezy and itchy, Bruce finishes, a little sheepishly. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). It's a beautiful morning when Bruce comes in for breakfast and, to his surprise, finds Loki sitting at the kitchen table with a red, dripping nose, a handful of damp tissues and a miserable expression on his face. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). If not, were never going to mention this again.. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. Percy has become too powerful for Zeus' liking so he tires to send Percy back into the pit. peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. Is it Skittles?. Tony walked over to the side of the ship that had his suit in a locker. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. Is there anything that we medically need to talk about, or is this just a one and done kind of thing?, Peter nods. Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. Loki tries to glare at him but the effect is somewhat lessened by the streaming bloodshot eyes. Hmm? His scars from past surgeries weren't making him queasy to look at anymore, only a reminder of what he survived. Ill be making barbecue sliders. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. Get out of my head!". So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. Clint restates the obvious. 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